On Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 20:55:24 -0000 Sleepymoon posted the following message to readers followed by 128 different versions of You Might Have Narcolepsy IF...
Are we really that bad?
(in relationship solely to narcolepsy,thought I would share this HERE, hope you enjoy):
Kudos for making us giggle, Sleepymoon. We would sure like to meet you! Reach out to us @PatientWorthy! We decided to feature 5 of our favorite sentence finishers to You Might Have Narcolepsy IF … from Sleepymoon.
- You feel like you’re trapped inside an invisible time machine that thrusts you forward in time in random 2 hr spurts.
- You’ve trained your dog to turn on the coffee maker, pull the covers off you in the morning when your alarm goes off, and prod you into the shower.
- You have more than 3 sticky notes on your bathroom mirror daily and one of them says “Don’t forget to read your sticky notes”.
- You tell the other people in your office that snoring is part of a new form of yoga you are practicing that relaxes and frees the creative centers of your brain.
- You carry pamphlets around in your purse or pockets about the symptoms of Narcolepsy and wear a bracelet that says on the front
- “If I fell and appear unconscious, read pamphlet #1.”
- “If it was a slow drop-off that started with eyes crossing, read pamphlet #2.”
- “If I am screaming about demons, read pamphlet #3 (if you can catch me).”
- And on the back, it says, “This is not a joke. It is a medical condition.”
Yes, narcolepsy is serious condition, but here at Patient Worthy we believe humor helps.
