Here at PatientWorthy, we think laughter can be the best medicine. Ironic humor is sorta our thing. But to those easily offended, or perhaps even moderately intolerant, we suggest you skip this article. The thin-skinned have been forewarned.

Everyone deserves their own theme song–especially those with a chronic illness, disease, or syndrome. After much deliberation, we’ve paired each of the below diseases with its very own theme song, which will do one of three things: 1) make you laugh, 2) provide encouragement, or 3) offend you.

But, we’ve washed our hands of that by warning you, remember? If you’re still reading, any offense taken is on you.

HAE: Fat-Bottomed Girls by Queen

Multiple Myeloma: Bad Blood by Taylor Swift

Dystonia: Twist and Shout by The Beatles

Arthritis: Cracklin’ Rosie by Neil Diamond

Epilepsy: A Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On by Jerry Lee Louis

Chronic hemorrhoids: Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

Narcolepsy: Wake Me Up by Wham!

Wet AMD: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke

HoFH: Levels by Nick Jonas

IPF: Can’t Breathe by Leona Lewis

Fibromyalgia: Tired by Adele

ALS: Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye

Non-24: What Time Is It? by The Jive Five

Short-term memory loss: Redundant by Green Day

Chronic diarrhea: Oops! I Did It Again by Britney Spears

Schizophrenia: I’ve Just Seen a Face by The Beatles

Psoriasis: Piece of Me by Britney Spears

Leprosy: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

Amnesia: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion

Any chronic disease ever: Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now by The Smiths, What Have I Done to Deserve This? by The Pet Shop Boys, I Wanna be Sedated by The Ramones, Fight Song by Rachel Platten

You’re probably thinking, Is that the best you can do? Yes, Reader, it is. Now, it’s YOUR turn. Show us up with some theme songs of your own! Rev up that creativity and beat us at our own game. The question stands: How offensive are YOU? Prove it.